Tuesday’s slightly nonsensical conversations with a blank wall

The Nightcleaner

*She came @ night & wrapped me in layers of love. Whats your name? Nightcleaner. I clean hearts & minds at night. I didn’t believe her so she left

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i did love you once but that was when I was 64.
Now I am much younger I dont love you any more.
i did hate you once but that was when i was juicing up.
Now I am burning da fat I dont hate you any more
i did wanna fuck you once but that was when I was on my back.
Now I walk upright I dont want to any more

I did want to look behind my eyes once but that was when I could not see.
Now my ears work for my eyes I dont want to any more

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Eating the Swine

*He sat down at the table. Picked up a knife, looked around with flashing deceitful eyes. Then quickly sliced the crispy belly off the roasted pork. His mouth watered and opened with a greedy grin, hmmmmm Delicious Swine!

*Pathetic attempts @Twitter stories (extended versions)